1 hour ago with 78 notes
roachpatrol:

what a couple of assholes
(pet troll wip)

Fluffy Karkat! Gah they’re perfect.

roachpatrol:

what a couple of assholes

(pet troll wip)

Fluffy Karkat! Gah they’re perfect.

#karkat vantas #sollux captor #bark bark #hiss hiss #pet trolls #petstuck #fanart




5 hours ago with 75 notes
Discordant

roachpatrol:

stupidlizardardwritings:

(For roachpatrol because of that one head canon.  Yeah, that one.)

Discordant

His fingers are light and quick, claws plucking the strings of his instrument in precise skill.  His voice is deep and dark like home, offering up things only hinted at, and he throws in just a touch of harmonics, the echoing reverb that only a sea dweller throat can make.  You feel sick.

Your guts burn cold, and your teeth catch your tongue before it can run away in a harmony.  These are things you put away in childhood, games that long ago died to the sports of hunting and killing; it does nothing to long for them now.  You were never made to make something beautiful.  That’s what you’ve always known, isn’t it?  You were hatched to destroy. It’s even in your title.

Without a word, you turn and (flee) march away in disgust.  It takes three steps before he’s realized he no longer has an audience and the next chord is aborted in a jangle that wracks your sensitive fins.

“Hey, Chief, where you running off to?  Was my serenade not good enough for ya?”

You don’t have to turn around and look to know he’s waggling his eyebrows at you stupidly; the implication is in his voice, dripping with only half-mocking flirtation.

“Some of us,” you growl in reply, “don’t have time for the fancies a wigglers an’ fools.”

“Wha- hey c’mon, don’t be like that, babe.”  The instrument twangs softly as he rustles in movement.  You swear if he gets up to try and follow you, you’re going to end up breaking the damn thing over his head.  But a moment later you catch him mutter dejectedly, “fine, be that way,” and the tune starts up anew, fading as you walk.

You keep going, hoping that distance will quell your belly’s churning or ease the sting in your eyes.  When it doesn’t, even with your dancestor’s music no longer slipping through your pan, you stop to scrub the wetness clinging to your face with your scarf and finally allow yourself to mourn.

i’m not crying it’s just raining on my face

#homestuck #sadstuck #eridan ampora #cronus ampora




5 hours ago with 251 notes

As its ancestor breed was used for ages as a herding animal, the much smaller toy Megido still retains much of its forebearers’ initiative and drive.  Often affectionately referred to as the ‘black sheep’ of the troll family, the toy Megido’s demure exterior belies an enormous appetite for mischief. Admirers of the breed will find themselves kept on their toes…
—”The Better Companion™'s Big Book Of Trolls: Finding a Friend That's Right For You!”

As its ancestor breed was used for ages as a herding animal, the much smaller toy Megido still retains much of its forebearers’ initiative and drive.  Often affectionately referred to as the ‘black sheep’ of the troll family, the toy Megido’s demure exterior belies an enormous appetite for mischief. Admirers of the breed will find themselves kept on their toes…

—”The Better Companion's Big Book Of Trolls: Finding a Friend That's Right For You!”

#aradia megido #petstuck #troll pets #fanart #commission #commissions




1 day ago with 682 notes
wwhiitep2iioniic2:

*huff huff*

wwhiitep2iioniic2:

*huff huff*

#Eridan Ampora




1 day ago with 41 notes
Anonymous said:

Do you think you could possibly make a ref sheet of Eridan's outfit for the modern wizard AU please? He looks so handsome like this!

lightingupthereef:

I’m a lame clam and just literally ripped off the wizard outfit from Harvest Moon. Just changed a few things.

//is lazy

#Eridan Ampora #homestuck #reefdoodles #i am unoriginal #modern wizards with no fashion sense #Anonymous #reef replies




1 day ago with 35 notes
sailerscrimshaw:

done b4 but i dont care, have Spades Slick, hatchname Jakson Spades.

sailerscrimshaw:

done b4 but i dont care, have Spades Slick, hatchname Jakson Spades.

#species swap #spades slick #homestuck #digital art




2 days ago with 559 notes

lightingupthereef:

I’ve been thinking about modern wizard au’s lately.

#Eridan Ampora #Homestuck #Reefdoodles




2 days ago with 26,668 notes

ikimaru:

ikimaru:

found some humanstuck stuff from a while back in my folderr

added more pics to the set 8’)

#omg these are mine too #humanstuck #homestuck #sollux captor #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #nepeta leijon #equius zahhak #tavros nitram #karkat vantas #aradia megido




2 days ago with 193 notes

roachpatrol:

pet trolls WIP

SCREAMING! Guys guys look at this this is my commission and it’s glorious!

#pet trolls #fanart #commission #commissions




2 days ago with 4 notes
sailershanty:

got my stuff in the mail today!

So glad it all got to you safely!

sailershanty:

got my stuff in the mail today!

So glad it all got to you safely!





3 days ago with 3,124 notes

jumpingjacktrash:

rainbowbarnacle:

roachpatrol:

aquilldeferred:

vergess:

terrachu:

terrachu:

If Eridan smoked pot
He’d be the prince of dope

If Eridan took a shower
Prince of Soap

Eridan fact-checks
Prince of Snopes

Eridan buys neutral drapes
Prince of Taupe

Eridan gets into bondage

Prince of Rope

Someone asks Eridan to take chainsaw juggling lessons

Prince of Nope

eridan has a high-functioning day

prince of cope

Eridan’s a little horny

Prince of Grope

#random thoughts #eridan ampora #meme




4 days ago with 6 notes

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candido0411:

Lol, sorry for stretching and fulling your dash with text. I didn’t mean to but that latest subject just got to me, considering my history with Crohns and just sparked my interest to see what other nonsense she’s been saying. Still want to look through them, but I won’t comment on every one of themat least try not to flood your dash with massive text lol.

Also, I wish replying allowed more than 200 characters or whatever limit it has which is why I decided to go ahead and reblog it because it has no character limits plus these are worth the reblog IMO 

Thanks for answering my questions and chatting about it.

Oh no, you’re fine! My reply is what I was tagging for, I honestly don’t care if I have long posts on my dash. 

And don’t worry about bothering me, I’m honestly glad you’re commenting on these. It gives me an opportunity to research them some more and find points that I might not have noticed or considered before. 

#replies #candido0411




4 days ago with 6 notes

candido0411:

necey:

Jesus fuck this woman is so hateful. I tell her that Utah has practically ended homelessness by giving them homes and the first thing she asks is how long do they keep them.

Okay, that question is expected so I tell her forever which she says bullshit. Then I read a passage from the news that…

I guess I can’t really blame her for assuming that all homeless people are drug addicts even though it isn’t true at all, at least for the majority of them. It’s sad that most people look at a homeless person and assume the worst and it’s mostly because we live in a world where it’s just harder and harder to trust strangers unless you interact and get to know them. 

How is Utah exactly providing homeless folks homes? Surely they don’t stay forever, that’s for sure, probably have a program in place to help them get back on their feet by finding a job, rehab, healthcare, maybe another place to live assuming the place isn’t a shelter of some kind.

Also, how much does this cost? Taxpayers are probably paying for this which is another subject I’m sure she would have ripped apart by saying something like “we’re paying to help homeless druggies” or something like that. But it is a touchy subject for a lot of people because don’t like the idea of their taxpayer money being paid to find things in general. 

I guess in the end of the day, people should look at this as a positive because, if successful, less homeless people are off the street and are being helped to find jobs which in the long run just benefits every person, state and country overall. 

I think it’s less that she doesn’t trust stranger and more that she never thinks other people have lives and stories that might affect their behavior. 

From what I can find online, they built a 100 apartment building and moved in the homeless without any strings attached. No drug tests, nothing. I’m sure some don’t stay, they might manage to get jobs and move out but I don’t think they’re kicked out if they don’t turn their lives around. I’ve found nothing insinuating that they would. And yeah each one is assigned a caseworker to help them turn their lives around and I imagine that they have access to rehab as well.

As for cost, it saves taxpayers thousands of dollars. “In 2005, Utah calculated the annual cost of E.R. visits and jail stays for an average homeless person was $16,670, while the cost of providing an apartment and social worker would be $11,000." Add to that the fact that after getting houses most of the homeless people can go on to find jobs and boom, you have a lot more people contributing to those taxpayer dollars. Really this is a win win for everyone.

And it makes sense, if a homeless person has a drinking problem, maybe not enough to fuck them over completely but enough to cause some trouble, well, it’s illegal to be drunk in public right? So they’ll go to jail a lot more often because they can’t exactly get drunk anywhere but public. Give them a home and suddenly they don’t have to go to jail since they can be drunk in private.

I really don’t see much of a downside to this. After all “10.7 percent of [homes] — more than 14. 2 million — are vacant all year round for some reason or another, according to the Census Bureau.” and “There are 610,042 people experiencing homelessness on any given night in the United States." That’s… more than enough empty homes for the homeless. And yeah I can see some people getting uppity about how the homeless get their homes for free while the rest of us have to pay, but the homeless aren’t getting huge houses, they’re getting apartments or little houses. And wouldn’t you like it if you ever became homeless for someone to care and help you? Plus I’m sure once most of them get a job and back on their feet they’ll move to a better house/neighborhood. 

This program is working, it’s proven to work, so I see no reason to not keep at it. Here’s the wikipedia page for the Housing First Program for some additional info.

#random thoughts #candido0411 #homelessness #housing first #dash stretcher #this is general you btw #i'm not knocking on you candido i promise




4 days ago with 115 notes
gloomy-optimist:

More Karcat

gloomy-optimist:

More Karcat

#always more karcat #homestuck #karkat vantas #petstuck #karcat




5 days ago with 3 notes

candido0411:

necey:

Or maybe she doesn’t know which I didn’t until not too long ago. Though it is dickish to say “Hey, you shouldn’t breed…

I point blank told her to her face and she still didn’t care. To her 2% is still too much of a risk and HIV people are still selfish. I wonder is she’s one of those that wouldn’t mind people aborting autistic kids, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised at this point.

2% is so little and yet a lot considering how much the couple in question has to deal with in an emotional level for 9 months thinking “what if” that child gets HIV. Just thinking about it before hand is stressful enough and I can’t imagine the amount of stress one will get after the fact. 

The fact that she can say that people HIV are selfish for trying to attempt to have a child is depressing and cruel. She’s passing judgement on something before hand without knowing the whole situation or back story. 

You should probably find out what thinks about people who have diseases that are possibly hereditary, like myself, who dream about having kids and along with your autistic kids question. At this point, I will be very interested in knowing what her views on this subject are because I know they are more people like her that may think like this and it’s rare meet one that’s very adamant on her position and willing to express it. 

She never thinks of anyone but herself, I’ve never once in my life met someone as selfish and self centered as her.

Look through my coworker madness tag to see some of her other ‘truths’. I’ve tried and tried to convince this woman that she’s not thinking of the big picture but every time she shuts me down by saying she’s 100% right and nothing I say is ever right. It’s frustrating and terrifying since she used to teach for like ten years. 

If it comes up again I sure as shit will bring up the autistic and hereditary thing, but truth be told I try not to argue with her anymore. After all she’s always right.

#candido0411 #replies #coworker madness